I’m officially ending my hiatus. Here’s what to expect.
Category: funny
I Had to Break My Hiatus to Talk About the New CATS Trailer
Hi, yeah, I’m sorry but I couldn’t even finish that trailer.
Sorry I’m Late, but We Have to Talk About the Jonas Brothers
Featured Image Source It’s 2009 or something. I’m in the car with my mom, my best friend, my little sister, and her best friend. We’re on the road to South Carolina for a Jonas Brothers concert. We’re blasting “When You Look Me In the Eyes” and replacing all the words with “When You Give Me…
I’ve Ranked the Most Problematic Parts of “Children of a Lesser God” So You Don’t Have To
I’ve reviewed a movie in which Marlee Matlin’s hair is the protagonist and hearing people suck. Enjoy!
RENT Live Wasn’t That Bad, You Guys Are Just Cowards
Featured Image Source Listen. I’m a textbook theater kid, okay. I’ve done just about everything a theater person can possibly do: ushering, costuming, running crew, band, soundboard, ensemble, lead. Weird flex, I know. It’s just to establish my credibility, nothing to get excited about. Point is, I know a good musical when I see one….
William Blake Was a Petty B––– Who Lived for Drama
It’s time the world knew the truth about William Blake.
The Dinosaur in My Living Room
Dad carries the little desk and sets it down in the kitchen. As if it’s just an ordinary desk. It was built in 1720, predating the Industrial Revolution. Mom and Dad show me how to find the clues to unlock its secrets. See here, the nicks in the wood along the edges? Made by knife,…
Civil War or Inner Conflict: Why Iron Man was Right in Captain America Civil War
I know I’m about five years late but I wrote a ten-page dissertation on my thoughts about the Iron Man vs. Captain America debate and my friends insisted that I post what I wrote. Spoilers included. My footnotes didn’t transfer, and the academic tone doesn’t really fit with a blog tone so sorry about that….
A Guy’s Guide to the Latest Disney Princesses
Everybody needs a little help when it comes to animated monarchy. Here’s a quick cheat sheet to the most recent Disney royalty.
When a Book Finds You at Just the Right Time
A Tree Grows in Brooklyn found me when I was 11, the same age as the main character when the book begins. A Little Paris Bookshop found me just after a breakup. To the Lighthouse found me a few weeks ago— I guess I’ll figure out what brought her to me in the retrospective. But…
